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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Astral Projection

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

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'Go to Hell'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Route 666

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

"But wait, there's more."

Three spirits and Pamina

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

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