Superhero Movie Skeptic Mugs

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Scientist discover a new superbug

"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

"Do you have to be faster than a speeding bullet all the time?"

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

'If only I'd been frightened by a bat as a child,'

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

Numb and Number.

"Do you have any references?"