
'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'
Decorate their walls with prints that celebrate the superficial observer’s playful outlook, featuring clever designs and humorous insights that spark conversation.
'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'
'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
'The circle is complete!'
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
"Say, when did you get so fluff?"
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
Nervous at a party.
Bird feeder being used by vultures.
"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
"Please, George...not here!"
"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
Elegance & Social Distance
'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'
Joe Hundredaire
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