Superfan With Flair T-Shirts

Football player taking the ball home.

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Justice for a heckler.

Soccer Fans.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Television Baseball

"I'm pretty sure my parents' homeowners insurance will cover it."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"He can't stop digressing."