Super Bowl Celebrator T-Shirts

'Hoofprints on the couch. Alfalfa everywhere. And you-know-what all over the carpet...'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Jumping Man

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

The Female Brain and The Other One

First Prize!

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Smiley Victory Fingers

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

It's not a party without the Guacamole Kid.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

The wedding.

Go Favre

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

Personnel Dept. Frankly, we'd like a job so we can get into a Super Bowl pool.

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

'You're always glued to a ball game. You never want to talk about my butcher's cousin's dog.'

'Is that true? - Did you assign my son homework over SUPERBOWL WEEKEND?'

'This is the worst case of Superbowl fever I've ever seen!'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

"That's it, Harvey. No more super bowl parties for you!"