Sunshine Strategist Mugs

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

John takes a personivacation.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Stock quotes on beach.

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

Protecting the green

'War is heck!'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Protecting batteries from the sun

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Chess Trainer

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"Mom" Dad! I got dressed and brushed my teeth! Can I go outside and play?!"

Ski Lift

"One more swing and I'm outta here!"

Pre-performance rehearsals could get intense.

"Dad, I've written an App that pinpoint the ultimate sunny spot in the garden at any time of the year!"

"Nonsense! You don't use diathermy for that. You use a whirlpool bath."