Sunshine Enthusiast Pillows

'This can't be insider trading - check out my tan.'

"I don't know how you stand it up here nowadays."

'That's a good question - I guess he wears them to protect his own eyes from himself.'

"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."

'Let's go over to Celsius's place. I hear it's only 36 degrees over there.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'WHOA!! Get out of the sunlight dear! You're beginning to peel!'

"High time!"

'That's a good question - I guess he wears them to protect his own eyes from himself.'

'Sun shining, birds singing - today I feel on top of the world!'

"The futures so bright we've probably got skin cancer."

'Look on the bright side - we finally have time to work on our tans.'

Spring.

"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."

Turbo Tan.

'See you in two weeks!'

'Let me guess - you won the 'Sunburn of the Week' - contest, right?'

Solar and Wave Energy Research: 'We riding along on the crest of a wave and the sun is in the sky.'

Trucker's tan.

British Summertime

Guy talking to the sun. He says 'I thought you'd be bigger.'

The full dress uniform of a cricket supporter - Australian

"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Sun Murder

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

"If I'd have known it was going to this hot today I would have covered that indoor wedding."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Intense summer sun

"I told you to put more suncream on, but oh, no - would you listen..?"

"I've always peeled easily..."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain. . ."

"Did you take your Vitamin D this morning?"