Sunshade Strategist Prints

Protecting the green

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Ice cream makers.

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

Egyptian umbrella

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Protecting batteries from the sun

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

Chess Trainer

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Wii Childbirth

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Bud just can't take much sun; he has such a delicate skin.'

'I see our kids are networking.'