Sunshade Skeptic T-Shirts

"I don't care how hot it is, Tom. What did I tell you about the sun-shade?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"Is really wet, here!"

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Protecting the green

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

Egyptian umbrella

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

'Bud just can't take much sun; he has such a delicate skin.'

Kyleen's SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

'And I want the windows to be sound proof.'

"Apparently it's going to be very heavy today and could catch some people offguard!"

'I've got very fair skin. . . I don't tan, I fry.'

'We've been seeing a lot of this type of injury lately.'

Convenient fashion

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

4x4 car surrounded by drivers who hate 4x4s - Child in car saying - "Mummy, I don't feel safe in a 4x4."

'Those humans are crazy if they think that we would join them in the hot sun.'

"I can't wait to complain about the heat again."

"Of course I don't want to visit the land of the rising sun. This is supposed to be a vacation."

"I agree that Harry is loud and cliche. I'd ask him to leave...but this is his house!"