Sunset Seekers Mugs

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Pina Coladas

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I blame global warming!'