Sunroof Skeptic Mugs

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

The US election is over.

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"Is really wet, here!"

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Egyptian umbrella

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

Snowman with Sunblock

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

"Is oversleeping a real thing?"

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

Maybe I should get a convertible.

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Complaints and Excuses.

Sun Screen

Tanning Salon vs Skin Cancer Clinic

'Bloody 4WDs!'

"Apparently it's going to be very heavy today and could catch some people offguard!"

"Sunrise, yes -- dawning of a new day may be overstating it."

4x4 car surrounded by drivers who hate 4x4s - Child in car saying - "Mummy, I don't feel safe in a 4x4."

'I'm stupid Why have I taken a soporific'

'Those humans are crazy if they think that we would join them in the hot sun.'

'Harold is taking absolutely no chances on getting skin cancer.'

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'