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"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

Relaxing in the Sun

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Taking it easy

Sunbathing in Autumn

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

French wine

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'