Sunny Side Up Humorist Mugs

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Scene on the English coast.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Is that true love or what? My masters are vegetarians, but they still buy me juicy bones..."

Tentacle attacking diver.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Which is the deep end?'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"A pop test on the sun. Whose bright idea was that?"

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

'Damn! Sex and the City is not on tonight.' 'Does that mean no sex in the suburbs tonight either?'

'They're actually street lamp-powered panels.'

Bird's flying south.

Tide-l Wave.

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

Happy Hour 5-7. Speaking as an attorney, I'm seriously considering bringing a class-action suit against this place for your misleading use of the word "happy."