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'Just think-if we floodlight the garden we'll be able to tell the time at NIGHT too!'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Trappist Monk Discord

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Summer Energy

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Clone Factory

'I love us when we're tan.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Inactivists"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Snowman Driver

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Trump Tariffs

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Prescription Drugs '96.