Sunlight T-Shirts

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

'That's a good question - I guess he wears them to protect his own eyes from himself.'

Daylight Tombstone

(Camel paintings)

"Not only do I look cool, but I also protect my eyes from snow blindness..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Iliadette.

Taking it easy

Sunbathing in Autumn

Bird Tweet.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I love this time of day."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I blame global warming!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

You are my sunshine!

"Privates Beach"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"