Sundial Enthusiast Pillows

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'See, I told you it's time for sex!'

"It's running five minutes fast."

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Sundial Time

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Watching the football.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Men can show their emotions!

Football

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

A scarecrow goalie

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Football heads...

Game time.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

The Birth of Soccer