Sunday Strategists Prints

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

Ice cream makers.

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

'Technically, you do qualify for five weeks of vacation, but your request for 35 Sundays off has to go under review.'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

Poker Moms

You Can't Fool All The People...

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

'I'm glad you were able to persuade your husband to attend, Mrs. Lowe.'

'I qualify for the senior citizen's discount, girlie, but how about you just give me the money instead?'

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Mowing the Lawn

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

'We've decided to stay together for the sake of Ken's pension.'

Limit your results by. . .

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"