Sunday Slacker Mugs

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Intermediate Slouching.

Boss With Whistle.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"OMG, not the Oz Channel again!"

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

TV dinner