Sunday School Superstar Prints

The chosen few

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Early Piety

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I started a collection!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

I drive, therefore I am.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.