Sunday School Superstar Prints

The chosen few

"Could I ask just one question?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

Exam

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Early Piety

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

I drive, therefore I am.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'