Sunday Best Stylist Mugs

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"I opted for the upgrades."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Maybe this year..."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Monica Bellucci

Poinsettia

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Hair Style Menu

A woman buries her broken heart

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Liu Wen

'He managed to think himself into the box !'

The Burbs

On the red carpet

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Rich Cow: 'Elton John'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

Entering September

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Beauty Time

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"