Sunbathing Expert Prints

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Well, he's the one that's dead, tell him to move.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

Sunbathers.

Taking it easy

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Sunbathing in the park

Catatonic

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'