Sunbathing Aficionados T-Shirts

Sun may cause cancer.

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Nekkid Ladies

'We'll need a sun for tanning.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

'I blame global warming!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathers.

Taking it easy

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Privates Beach"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"