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Icarus puts on Sun Cream

Sun Glasses

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Copycats

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'