Sun Worshipper In Denial Prints

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Fresh pepper?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Energy saving mode

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"Nasty sunburn."

'Trucker's tan?'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

A gap between the solar panels

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.