Sun-seeking Adventurer Pillows

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Palm Reading

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"Skunk! How is it?"

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Summer & winter holiday at once

"We definitely weren't that happy on our way up."

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"They're much better company than dogs."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Ice cream van

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

Marooned Painter

"If you're really me, why can't I see a word balloon?!"

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Snowmen

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."