Sun-seekers Still On Call Mugs

The New Normal

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Sunbathing in the park

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Protest

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Beer Parasol.