Sun-seeker On Slopes Mugs

Summer & winter holiday at once

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Sunbathing in the park

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Protest

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Beer Parasol.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

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'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'