Sun God Enthusiast Pillows

'He's got a new job as a solar power lobbyist.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Fresh pepper?"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Sunbathing in the park

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Energy saving mode

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Brave explorers of the world"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Summer Energy

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach