Sun God Enthusiast Pillows

'He's got a new job as a solar power lobbyist.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Sunbathers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Fresh pepper?"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'See you in two weeks!'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Trucker's tan?'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'