Sun God Devotee Mugs

"We were sun worshipers. That's got to count for something."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Fresh pepper?"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'You've had enough!'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trucker's tan?'

"Nasty sunburn."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'