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"It looks like I'm going another whole summer without having a clambake."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Platter confusion.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"