Summer Sunseeker Prints

"Nasty sunburn."

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Summer Snowglobe

On holiday.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Privates Beach"

Taking it easy

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

French wine

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.