Summer Sunseeker Prints

"Nasty sunburn."

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Summer Snowglobe

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Taking it easy

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'I blame global warming!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'