Summer Soirée Visionary T-Shirts

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"Do me next."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Non Thought For The Day.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'I love us when we're tan.'