Summer Soirée Visionary T-Shirts

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'