Summer Soirée Specialist Prints

"I've spent the summer speaking out against violence."

Sloaney Pony.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

Barbecue

An angry barbecue.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Family Barbecue

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Face painting - children have no faces

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Garden Party

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'