Summer Soirée Specialist Prints

"I've spent the summer speaking out against violence."

Sloaney Pony.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Barbecue

"What about the five that fell through?"

An angry barbecue.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

Family Barbecue

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Face painting - children have no faces

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Garden Party

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'Want to go for a dip?'

Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'