Summer Snowball Enthusiast Pillows

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Giant Snowflake.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."