Summer Picnic Mugs

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'This is the workbench I bought Derek last year to make our picnic table.'

"Nothing says summer like mayonnaise-based salads congealing in the heat."

"I brought takeout menus."

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Ant Picinic

Polygamists' Picnic

Licensed to grill.

Barbecue Fetch

"Global warming enough for ya?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

A day at the races

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

The Adventures of God

Relaxing in the Sun

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'How very Cumbria.'