Summer Holiday Relaxer Pillows

'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Gone to seed.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

Trucker's tan.

No Croquet

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Water Drop with a Surprise

"Shake! Good dog."

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"