Summer Holiday Relaxer Pillows

'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Gone to seed.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

No Croquet

Trucker's tan.

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

Medusa on the weekends.

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

Water Drop with a Surprise

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."