Summer Gathering Pillows

"The potato salad maintains its Aa rating this year, but I'm afraid the deviled eggs are downgraded to C."

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

A man is trying to use a barbecue. He is reading a magazine about how to BBQ.

"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Such a fuss over a humble bee.'

'This place is a dive...'

Toys in Babeland

Hang in there, folks...black fly season is almost over."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

French wine

Polygamists' Picnic