Summer Camp Attendance Pillows

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Building a Shelter

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.