Summer Barbecue T-Shirts

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Now you can surf and turf.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Burgers....condiments...First Aid.

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'I hope you're hungry!'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

"He likes his bones smoked."

Hot Dog

"Come and get it!"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"I prefer to eat raw meat, but boy do I like the smell of a barbecue!"

'Well, at least you'll have plenty of charcoal for your grill.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Anyone lost a mobile?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbeque.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Amateur!"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Families barbecue in their back yards while a pagan ritual sacrifice takes place.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.