Sumertime Surfer Prints

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Yipeee!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Sex Section in the Library

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

My comfort zone

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Crabbing

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

On holiday...

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Card shark