Suits Pillows

"How do they tell each other apart?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

"I'm looking for a tie that says 'I'm not wearing any underwear."

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

'...and you're the reason power ties have lost their cachet!'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"And fits perfectly round the middle."

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

'How about a game of cards?'

Parade of Businessmen

New Suit.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

At the suit makers

Waiting for Pants

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Casual Thursday

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Small Businesses Go Under.

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'