Suitcase Jester Prints

'Business or pleasure?'

Carefree luggage.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Portfolio

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"What!?"

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"I'm sorry, Timothy, but there's no suing over spilt milk, either."

'I forgot my keys!'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"I hate packing for trips."

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.