Suitcase Jester Prints

'Business or pleasure?'

Carefree luggage.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"What!?"

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Portfolio

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"I'm sorry, Timothy, but there's no suing over spilt milk, either."

'I forgot my keys!'

"I hate packing for trips."

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.