Suggestion Strategist Gifts

Second Thoughts

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The suggestion box.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Suggestion Box

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Time Clock.

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Suggestions Box

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

George Smith Patton

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Suggestions Box

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

Golden head.

Snitching box.

"Fancy a game of Risk?"