Suggestion Slipstreamer Mugs

'While I'm not looking for the typical 'Yes Man', I want a man who finds it extremely difficult to say 'No' to my suggestions.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Fetch.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Time Clock.

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Bummer Time Streaming

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

You finished Netflix

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Suggestions Box

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

Snitching box.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

"They went together, doctor!"