Suggestion Slipstreamer Mugs

'While I'm not looking for the typical 'Yes Man', I want a man who finds it extremely difficult to say 'No' to my suggestions.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Fetch.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Time Clock.

'I understand you're not very happy here, Wiley.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Bummer Time Streaming

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

You finished Netflix

Suggestions Box

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

'How am I? How long have you got?!'

"They went together, doctor!"