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Time Clock.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'In general, do the right thing.'

Elevator Pitch

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

The suggestion box.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Human Brain

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

New Idea

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Tom Cruise

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

X-RAY

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'