Sugaring Pillows

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Tension filled the tent.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Doughnut Making

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Baker

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Bored Baker

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'This is gonna be one hellava toffee sticky pudding!'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Energy Drinks

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

The best baker in Bath!

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

"You're prediabetic. I can't help you unless you decide to eat less sugar - or more sugar."

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.

More sugar please!