Sugar Tooth Chuckler Mugs

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

World of Cow.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

'Are you throwing your medicine out of the window again?'

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

Some things just aren't meant to be.

"I keep getting into a flap."

'My wife's on a diet. Do you have anything like chocolate covered celery?'

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

'Curses on historical perspective.'

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"I smell Toffee."

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'You've got yellow fever, so we're painting the room to match your body.'

Couch - Soft, squishy and voluminous organism whose unusual mode of reproduction involves locating itself near a television set and secreting a skin-absorbed retrovirus containing couch-genes.

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

Break Area: Smoking and Chocolate.

'I dunno. Looks like some kind of milking machine but she's wearing it all wrong.'

"Sometimes I just want a nice salad."

"I think you need to work on your pelvic floor exercises, dear!"