Sugar Tooth Chuckler Mugs

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Moo-Magrams Exams

World of Cow.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'Are you throwing your medicine out of the window again?'

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Gossip

'My wife's on a diet. Do you have anything like chocolate covered celery?'

Some things just aren't meant to be.

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

'Curses on historical perspective.'

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

"I smell Toffee."

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'You've got yellow fever, so we're painting the room to match your body.'

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

Couch - Soft, squishy and voluminous organism whose unusual mode of reproduction involves locating itself near a television set and secreting a skin-absorbed retrovirus containing couch-genes.

Break Area: Smoking and Chocolate.

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

'I dunno. Looks like some kind of milking machine but she's wearing it all wrong.'

"Sometimes I just want a nice salad."