Sugar Rush Embracers Mugs

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Anxiety of Change

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Then fold in two egg whites, lightly beaten...'

"You're losing your everything."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

New Normal

"Over here, Phyllis. I've moved to the center."

Salman Rushdie

"He's just back from a friend's birthday party! There you have it: the effect of junk food, soft drinks and birthday cake..."

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

High energy drinks

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

Celebrating can be a vicious cycle.

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets