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"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

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'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"We've invented a new word!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

One way only.

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"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

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"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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