Suffix Sage Pillows

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Thesaurus Company

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"We've invented a new word!"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

One way only.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Bishop with a crozier case.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Independant Spelling Consultant.