Successful Ipo Pillows

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'I love the name. Now that we've gone public, what do you think we ought to do?'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

Bravo!

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'

'...Not bad for someone who started out in hell's kitchen!'

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

"That's more like it!"

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'